Castlevania III Haiku
Anyone who's played "Castlevania III: Dracula's curse" knows it's hard as hell. I'm talking Trevor and Grant travelling the passages and scaling the castle to face Dracula himself. No save states, no walkthroughs, no cheats, just hours and hours of trying and making little bits of progress here and there... just enough to keep you going. To say the least it's frustrating.
Here's some Castlevania III inspired Haiku about the games difficulty.
Here's some Castlevania III inspired Haiku about the games difficulty.
A grunt when injured
Profanities out my mouth
Belmont barely speaks
Familiar screen
Unlimited Continues?
Oh glint of false hope...
Dry skeleton snakes
Impossibly animated
Awaken my anger
The wall doesn't break
No needed pork-chop in sight?
I flip a table
Much hatred inside
Designed to make me suffer
Somehow I'm called back
He falls to his death
Again, after just one hit!
I die more inside
Ten minute level
Now finally completed.
Seven hours later
Death only dies twice
How many times have I faced you?
More than you have scythes
Treacherous ascent
Upward to more torture
Water flows down too easy
Tension. You and I -
Both one hit away from death
...Again!? F@## this game!
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